Humor # 93

Thanks to Dave Lankford  

Make Sure You Have The Correct E-mail Address. . . .
A couple from Minneapolis decided to go to Florida for a long weekend to thaw out during one particularly icy winter. Because both had jobs, they had difficulty coordinating their travel schedules. It was decided that the husband would fly to Florida on a Thursday and his wife would follow him the next day.

Upon arriving as planned, the husband checked into the hotel. There he decided to open his laptop and send his wife an e-mail back in Minneapolis. However, he accidentally left off one letter in her address, and sent the e-mail without realizing his error.

Meanwhile, in Houston, a widow had just returned from her husband's funeral. He was a minister of many years who had been "Called Home to Glory" following a heart attack. The widow checked her e-mail, expecting messages from relatives and friends.

Upon reading the first message, she fainted and fell to the floor. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor and saw the computer screen which read:

To: My Loving Wife

From: Your Departed Husband

Subject: I've Arrived!

I've just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow.

Looking forward to seeing you then. Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.

PS--Sure is hot down here!

THE RABBI AND THE PRIEST

A rabbi and a priest, each driving his own car one day and, by a freak accident, had a head-on collision with tremendous force. Both cars were totally demolished. Amazingly, neither of the clerics had a scratch on him.

After they crawled out of their cars, the rabbi sees the priest's collar and says: "So you're a priest. I'm a rabbi. Just look at our cars, there is nothing left, and yet we are here, unhurt. This must be a sign from God."

Pointing to the sky, the rabbi continues: "God must have meant that we should meet and share our lives in peace and friendship for the rest of our days on earth." The priest replies: "I agree with you completely. This must surely be a sign from God."

The rabbi is looking at his car and exclaims, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished, but this bottle of Mogan David wine is intact. Surely, God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."

The priest nods in agreement. The rabbi hands the bottle of wine to the priest, who drinks half of it, then hands the bottle back to the rabbi. The rabbi takes the bottle and immediately puts the cap on, then hands it back to the priest. The priest, baffled, asks: "Aren't you having any rabbi?"

The rabbi replies, "Nah . . . I think I'll wait for the police